sometimes mannerisms get stuck in my head instead of songs.
Business as Usual
- CLIENT: We’d like to go ahead and book you to handle this year’s edition but, of course, we’re in the middle of a tough recession. So we’ll only be able to offer you about 50% of what we paid last year.
- ME: I gave you a heavily discounted price last year as an introductory deal. I said at the time it was a one-off and included a quote at the full price to illustrate.
- CLIENT: Yeah… Anyway, we’d like you to get to work immediately, since the deadline is
- this time next week.
- ME: You had a three-month lead last time.
- CLIENT: Uh-huh… Moving forward, we want you to treat this as urgent. Oh, and we’ll be paying you when the project comes into profit, of course.
- ME: So, you want me to do three months graft in a week, on the promise that when or if you make money out of my work you’ll pay me less than half what my time is worth.
- CLIENT: To be honest, we thought you’d be more grateful.
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someone build me a structurally sound home that looks like this
and i will live in it forever
really
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(this post was reblogged from bohemea)
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oh my
MANNERISMS MANNERISMS
drowning my sorrows of having no plans on a saturday night in a bowl of ice cream
look at my photos
tell me what you think
